Should have used python. The answer is youme.
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Most languages support concatenation of strings using the + operator. The only mainstream languages I can think of that don't are PHP (which uses ".") and low-level languages like C & C++.
JavaScript might even concatenate some integers instead of adding them just for shits and giggles.
R uses paste0() for some reason
Lua uses ..
C++ does as well, doesn't it? Though I don't often use std::string, so I'm not sure. But every other string type I worked with had + overloaded.
I dunno, I've never actually worked in C++, but I tried it out online and it didn't seem to work.
The answer is NameError: 'you' is not defined
Only if you put "you" and "me" in quotation marks.
The answer is false. youme !<3
If you are one and I am one then you plus me is love.
you = 1
me = 1
you + me < 3
You may try to divide us but we'll always be as one.
My brain is too mushy to do it myself right now, but I wonder what the result would be if we were to consider the alphabet a base-26 number system and added the numbers that correspond to those letters.
actually, fuck it lets go
me (13),(5)
you (25),(15),(20)
5 + 20 = 25 (y)
13 + 15 = 28 (carry)
28 - 26 = 2 (b)
25 + (carried) 1 = 26 (z)
you + me = zby.
I feel like javascript would actually do this :P
Pepsi?
Extra credit!
💞💞💞zby
"undefinedundefined"
[Object object]
Honestly dodged a bullet there when they can’t even get their errors straight. Obviously an undefined variable you and me would be more appropriate. Duh. 👯♀️
When js is ur bf/gf:
84
49
36
59
youme
I know my calculus. It says you+me = us
Stupid AI!
Less than three
..unless 😳
I am the mayor of Bonetown — Population: you and me.
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