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[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago

i thought this was about git...

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

git merge -s ours main

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

As long as you please match speed and merge at the end of the taper, not move over at the beginning while driving slower than everyone else, who now have to slow down to let you in

If you can

Please

Thanks

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I hate the idiots that decide that they should do 50 mph on an on ramp simply because they're just going to the next exit and not merging into traffic .

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I try to time my merges to come in right behind a semi as they are mostly slower than everyone else and give me enough added time to reach cruising speed without being tailgated

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

If you would actually speed upto merge instead of slowing yourself and us down you would be let in more often

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

This is Houston posting

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Average Subaru owner.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

is that a mf subaru reference?

[-] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

wy u skip queue in wrong lane anyway? now u haf to turn off hiway befor reach canada haha

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago

I always do. The people who don’t will not be convinced by a bumper sticker I’m afraid. They don’t see transportation as a cooperative effort.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

If you're predictable and not being a moron ppl will let you merge. Its only those assholes who try to merge at the last minute that ppl don't let it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

In most cases, merging as late as possible would be most efficient, because it utilises the max amount of street surface.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

This would be great if waiting to the last second didn't result in cutting people off, forcing them to slow down as you essentially "cut in line".

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

True, the very last second is indeed not great.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

This certainly depends on the area's driving culture. But yes. When I merge I aim to not make anyone hit their brakes to accommodate me. Keep it flowing smoothly and we all succeed.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Generally, sure.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

Do not show weakness, for they will use it to fuel their road rage; the zipper method is the known law in our neck of the woods; fight for your right to merge!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

fight for your right to merge!

Shoot them. Got it.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

Returning Fire with Fire[1] will not be a pretty sight; I would advise being cautious when engaging others with guns. Don't forget to keep up with safety practices when handling firearms!


[1] Returning Fire with Fire - Mindy Smith [03:31 | Pop] https://youtu.be/41wo8am8Kak

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Make sure I hit them with the first shot. Got it.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

I admire your confidence in engaging with a hostile target.

I advise being passive when dealing with road rage people; move to the right and let them pass you.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

You're right. Easier to shoot them in the back.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

Damn, you are quick with your wit!

Props!

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