2% milk is just water that is lying about being milk.
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2024
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Isn't 2% milk a milk with 2% fat content?
And "whole milk" has about 3%. In either case, the fat is removed, then added back in.
Yup.
It's a paraphrased quote from a TV show
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How the fuck do you manage to score 2% on a test?!