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[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Buckshot Roulette IRL

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

place my gun on coffee table too

Was it a Derringer chambered in .50 Action Express? ๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Iโ€™d love to know what happened next. Iโ€™m sure it was a hoot.

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone stood up and clapped.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

"Then the NRA made me president for life."

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