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[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

Only break one law at a time.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I bet she even ripped the tag off that mattress, too.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Haven't you ever heard two wrongs make a right?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

In other words what this person is saying is that you should always punch people with your left fist

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

i’ve been say that joke for years… i’m glad finally someone else likes it 🫏

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is the best summary I could come up with:


The driver of the car, Margot Lewis, of North Liberty, Iowa, was found out of the vehicle being tended to by a passerby.

“In checking to see if anyone else was in the vehicle, a deceased individual, a 35-year-old female, was located in the back seat,” the sheriff’s office said.

The condition of the deceased woman was “suspicious” and “it was immediately apparent that the death was not a result of the motor vehicle accident” the sheriff’s office said.

According to a probable cause affidavit filed in the case, a deputy found the back seats of the Lewis' vehicle folded down and found the body wrapped in a bed sheet, blanket, a futon-style mattress and a tarp.

The body was cold to the touch and there appeared be dried blood soaked in the bed sheet.

An autopsy found, based on preliminary information, that the fatal injuries to the victim "were not caused by, and preceded, the car crash," the affidavit said.


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this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024
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