this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2024
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[–] fin 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ejaculation is supposed to refer to written statements, though. As in, Watson ejaculated over Sherlock Holmes. (He literally did, the word is used all over the books).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's a whole different vibe when you imagine it's Watson as played by Lucy Liu.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think God only minds when it's not used at all and falls on the ground. Just ask Onan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

God super hates it when cum touches mustaches.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What else are you supposed to use to get that curl in them then?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

After googling around for a bit, and then switching to duckduckgo instead (Google becomes aggressively unhelpful as soon as you have words like "ejaculated" in your query. Duckduckgo does the same thing, just not quite so much.), it seems the book in question might be "The tenant of Wildfell Hall" by Emily Brontë.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

By my analysis this meme required a set-up followed by a single complete line from a book.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's also in the The Cask of Amontillado. Great word, ejaculate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

With how doopid i am sometimes i feel like i also only ejaculate nonsense (into the genepool)