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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I have had at least two teachers who were drunk most of the time when teaching. Once in high school, once in college. I'm not impressed by a drunk 2nd grade teacher and I think they should probably be fired, but not criminally charged.

[–] Unforeseen 4 points 5 months ago

I did too in high school, our geology teacher was always drunk, he only spent half the time in the classroom.

In his defense he was teaching geology

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seriously chidren... Chrissofer Comlumbus wasnt even like... the first guy in America. An he was a DICK!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

And talking about DICK! Here's mine....

And that would be a whole different headlines.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Another Round... is a 2020 black comedy-drama film directed by Thomas Vinterberg... It follows four high school teachers who embark on an experiment to maintain a constant level of intoxication throughout the workday.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Another_Round

Their idea was that the human body is perfect in every way, except that the blood alcohol content is just a little low.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Good idea, but don't get to Windows ME levels.

Xkcd Ballmer Peak

[–] entropicshart 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They either drove drunk, or consumed alcohol on school property; both are illegal. This is just California refusing to prosecute, yet again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Most likely. But in a rare case of them living nearby they could have had alcohol at home and just walked to school.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Can't afford to lose teachers