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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15940107

Dennis Falaschi charged in multi-million dollar scheme as records show he wasn’t only one to take water from California’s farm region

A former California water official has pleaded guilty to conspiring to steal water in a deal with federal prosecutors in the state’s crop-rich central valley.

The Los Angeles Times reports Tuesday that 78-year-old Dennis Falaschi, who used to head the Panoche water district, entered the plea in federal court in Fresno. He also pleaded guilty to filing a false tax return.

Falaschi was accused in a case that alleged that more than $25m in water was stolen over two decades when it was siphoned from a federal irrigation canal through a secret pipe and sold to farmers and other water districts. The Panoche water district supplies irrigation for farmland in Fresno and Merced counties – much of it from the federal Delta-Mendota canal.

Authorities said in court documents that Falaschi wasn’t the only one taking water, but did not specify who else was involved. They estimated Falaschi stole less than $3.5m in water, a small portion of what they initially alleged had been stolen.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago (3 children)

No. Im sorry, No. This has got to be The Onion. This is like the children's cartoon Bond Villain version of a scheme. This is beyond insane. Come on!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

it’s like we have all watched these dystopian future movies and instead of heeding their warning, we all said “hold my beer”.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

As climate change continues to accelerate, expect more of these stories and expect them to soon start including violence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Water cannons?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

What do you mean children's cartoon bond villain? Wasn't taking over the water the plot in the second Daniel Craig Bond movie?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (1 children)

First shot fired in the Water Wars.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Just wait until patrols are added and cults start making trips to pray to such quantities of water.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, it's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake. I drink it up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I was only 10 hours late to make this joke

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

https://kbin.social/m/[email protected]/t/1062249/Flood-water-use#entry-comment-6881433

Here's my half baked response.

They can pipeline oil over thousands of miles.

Why can't they pipeline water?

Oh shit. I think Nestlé heard me and all of our money goes to blowing up Palestinians, not giving drinkable water to Flint.

Disregard please.

11 hours ago in a post asking why America cant build infrastructure to collect flood water to be used during dry season/in regions that lack potable water...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"Don't mess wit te aqua!"