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When you tell her you use Arch and she still has her clothes on (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 months ago by 0x4E4F to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago (1 children)

# pacman -R panties

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

error: you cannot perform this operation unless you are root.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's within a root shell (#).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I know, I just wanted to give an access denied for the lolz (especially since I see that message basically every time I run pacman, forgetting to either sudo or run in root shell >.>;; )

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have you looked in the Wiki?

[–] 0x4E4F 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Wiki was unclear...

If the female still doesn't willingly take her clothes off, you're probably dealing with another Arch user.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well, not everyone will let you recompile their kernel, if you catch my drift.

[–] 0x4E4F 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What if I aim for just the dongle drivers 🤔...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, you can try, but I bet you'll encounter unmet dependencies, namely "host-good-looks" and "nice"

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 4 months ago

Yes, host-good-looks is hard to obtain 😔.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I think everyone from here to Pluto caught that drift

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If they stare at you emotionlessly, they are a Gentoo user who is still compiling their response.

[–] 0x4E4F 1 points 4 months ago

[321/68375] Building C object src/CMakeFiles/AdequateResponse_bundle_126.c.obj

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You probably just used the wrong command.

[–] 0x4E4F 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, missing sudo, thanks 😊.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Respect the privacy of others. #2) Think before you type. #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

root's password:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, Si... System Administrator.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Oh no, something wrong and your password just got echoed into the terminal!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wouldn’t know. Never happened. 😎

..

Because.. I’ve never talked to a girl.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I once told my gf

sudo marry me
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes baby, leave your Arch shirt on too.

I use a Swedish penis pump, btw.