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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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I work in a remote location and my company contracted our kitchen out to the lowest bidder. I've had food poisoning 3 times.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Help me understand. I can’t see what’s going wrong just by the photo of the menu.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Pesto Broccoli Chicken Bacon Ranch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yep, doesn't sound all that bad to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I read this to the old Arby's commercial jingle

https://youtu.be/PiupfW_Qw6A?feature=shared

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

pesto=good Broccoli =good Chicken=good Ranch- no good Bacon- eh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

ranch is godly.

but pesto plus ranch? two sauces/dressings? that makes no sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They lost all credibility when bacon = meh