this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If everyone is addicted to crack no one is

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

CIA in shambles

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if our "addiction" to breathable air started with a misguided wish, and we all could have lived underwater otherwise?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah the dumbass fish that left the water is who you're talking about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Just like caffeine!

[–] bork 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There's gotta be something in da rules about this, surely.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

This would be covered by a bunch of rules actually. The primary being the wish can not cause disaster. I would speculate that the chance of death is nearly guaranteed which of course is the biggest rule they couldn't break. You'd also lose the fairies as that wish would be considered truly evil

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

This artstyle is so unhinged and I love it lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They rebooted fairly oddparents?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wish. A grown up adult version would be awesome

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

There's a movie and it sucks

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

We'd all have a rough few days but unless we knew it was crack we were craving we couldn't do anything about it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CCF_100 2 points 3 months ago
[–] Socsa 4 points 3 months ago

It would definitely make it a lot easier for someone like Timmy to get crack

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Butt Crack?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Oh maybe he really is KnowledgeHusk's brother

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He be wishing for a burner. Kill everybody watching.