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[Question marked as duplicate]
"Why are you trying to measure the contents of the glass?"
The glass is a stupid question
You should not use glass. Use bowl instead
Soup spoon as a straw library
Glass is the complete wrong way to hold water. The standard practice is to use the colander as it allows the water out and to the users. You should never use glass as it restricts waters flow to one method.
just use [random open source library that hasn't mantained in 13 years]
The glass is at half capacity.
Additional liquid may reduce block allocation effectiveness.
You shouldn’t use a glass but a hose instead.
The glass is proprietary and 3rd party
The glass is bloat and could be half the size