so apparently google search is just shitty now, that's the takeaway here.
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Huh, thats weird. Your chatgpt output looks just like a google result page.
Kagi ftw. 
Your result returns version 9.0 that went EOL 2021, same as Googles fourth result in OP.
nvm, second result is correct.
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We need a human-curated Internet search. A wiki of good web content.
Back to 90s internet you say?
I forgot how this worked until I discovered NeoCities. I suddenly remenbered when so many personal websites would have some page that's like "links" or "sites I love" or "other cool people", etc. And it was just a curated list of sites the author thought were neat.
And your bookmark function was actually really helpful, because "web surfing" was literally jumping from link to link to link, following rabbitholes and breadcrumb trails across the web.
Nowadays, I bookmark things but I never go back through them. I know Firefox sometimes automatically helps you remember stuff in your bookmarks though.
But there was a time when it felt like finding some niche site was a sort of secret club or cool treasure, and you had to make sure you could find your way back. :)
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I use DDG at home, or Bing at work, for most topics they auto generate cards that give you the answer from the get go like 70% of the time
I searched for Magic The Gathering cards earlier on my phone (FireFox mobile), and got YouTube shorts in the results. This was in addition to a large amount of useless info panels and junk in the search results. I just wanted the official links or even an Amazon URL to the upcoming precons, not slowly regurgitated info!
Because Google decided years ago that relevancy is less important than profitability.
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Must be an old screenshot because there's now half a page of Gemini AI garbage at the very top now.
Highly recommend using the uBlacklist extensions to filter out the garbage, spam, copycat, useless sites that somehow seem to always beat out legitimate sources in SEO.
It would be funny, if it weren’t painfully true. DuckDuckGo sucks just as bad as Google. I hear there is a good search engine, but it costs money to use. Shocking. Maybe they are all the same company, making shitty free services to try to steer you to paying for better services.
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don't use Google, problem solved
I only use it for web stuff but W3Schools is usually pretty solid so I wouldn’t be mad having that as a first result.
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