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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Is that a Fat Man in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Sounds like the mutie's fault for making assumptions about others' rectal capacity.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Roll for anal circumference

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's a Nat 20

Inches

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Okie dokey!

[-] ThrowawayPermanente 7 points 2 months ago

He put that minigun the only place the VC wouldn't find it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

BONGO BONGO BONGO...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE CONGO

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

If my squad's heads explode out of nowhere in less than a second and my ghost hears this shit playing in the distance, I'm not moving on. I'm haunting that stealth-archer-building bitch forever.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Who needs stealth Archery when you have stealth Heavily Upgraded Old Faithful? Arrows are obsolete compared to several hundred damage worth's of stealth headshots.

I haven't looted an enemy that wasn't an ashpile or an aspiring Dullahan in roughly 40 hours. I fucking dare any them to try and haunt me, I'll find some other part to remove via my patented Insta-Laser-Surgery™

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Thuggin in wasteland, got that thang on me

this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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