Can you tell me where the clitoris is?

E: Damn, was just joking because the "backpack" looks similar to a vagina.

I'm confused, isn't the saying usually something like: "This is so much of something that even this unlikely event happens". That would make silicone tits standing up be the unlikely event. I'm not a doctor but isn't silicone tits being upright one of the advantages of them and therefore very likely?

Don’t be an idiot. Seven years ago it was like, ‘95 or something

Some people like scrolling through 7 year old tweets, recalling the good times...

Homing pigeons have been used to carry messages and small items over long distances for literally thousands of years. It even has a phrase associated with the use: sending something by "pigeon post."

There are severe limitations, obviously, but they are very difficult to detect and intercept since, you know... they are birds. It's one technique sometimes used to snuggle light-weight contraband into prisons--drugs, SIM cards, etc.