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Scientific proof of love (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago

Let her know that your heart is bigger because it’s older so you have more room for love.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago
[-] prettybunnys 25 points 2 months ago

Oh no as you can see she clearly accounted for their larger adult hearts, her math checks out

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

I have peer-reviewed this paper and found it to be accurate.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

I like how visually she thinks about it

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

She already knows how to use pie charts. Such a smart kid.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Smart kid. She's right.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I would not recommend arguing with a little kid, but I have to point out that capacity for feeling is something that can be developed, like a muscle. The more you use it, the bigger and stronger it gets. It can similarly atrophy if under-exercised, perhaps due to neglect or injury.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

But the kid and parent know each other for the same amount of time. Can't argue with that

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

and for the kid the percentage time is larger.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

But she's starting out with tiny baby muscles. She has to catch up first.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

As a math Ph.D seems rigorous enough to me, most differential geometry proofs have parts that look like this

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Joke's on you, kid, I love you even more now

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Hugo is kinda getting left out, though, isn't he?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And the clan!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Its a good argument. I sorta don't want to share what her argument means for the future though.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

According to Internet etiquette you should start personally insulting her now that she's won the debate.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Bold of her to assume she loves her "other experiences."

[-] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

She mixing up the heart and the brain?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

This is actually an illustration of the love region of the brain. She covers the discovery of this region in another paper. I do not have the JSTOR link handy.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Everybody knows feelings are stored in the heart, the same as pee being stored in the balls

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