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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Note that these are mathematical italics, which screenreaders obnoxiously sound them out individually, which would be the correct behavior.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Changed, thanks

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'll settle for a big EAT sign at mine. Maybe it should be open casket with a salad bar 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

5% discount if you accidentally touch the corpse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Eh, you don't wanna risk touching a corpse, don't make a casket salad.

The corpse is part of the experience. It's why they're posed holding the dressing options. Pry them from their cold, dead fingers!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

True, it's like that old saying "you can't make a salad without touching a few corpses"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Better than having a green checkmark only Live.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

that would be fucking hilarious I love it