Squatters Rights!
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2024
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Look, I can fix it, but it's gonna cost you an extra two bags of garbage.
When I was a kid I was out for a walk in the woods with my family when my dad decided to lift the hood on an old car. Inside was a group of baby possums gorging on their dead mother. My dad decided to catch one and bring it home, where it was given the name Smiley and lived in a little enclosure for about a week before it became too much of nuisance. It was a great possum, but it had escaped several times, getting into and behind some drawers (requiring disassembly of our bathroom cabinet), and inside of my parents' box spring somehow. After a while my dad decided it was time to part ways, so he brought it to a nearby rescue and I assume it lived a long and prosperous life.
Happy trails, Smiley.
Checking the car for ticks. He's doing you a favor!
FYI the tick thing is pretty much false.
Edit - Because apparently this upsets people
https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/possums-dont-eat-ticks/
Hey man. What's the diagnosis?
"HISSSSSSSSSSSSS"
holy shit I'm dying. The first time I wrote that it autocorrected to HIS ASSESS ASSESSES.