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[โ€“] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think this would be a better delivery:

๐Ÿ˜ Your crush thinks you're a 10

๐Ÿ˜จ They know binary

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I liked this one better. The repeating last sentence was enough to get it. :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As long as it is 10 out of 10, I am fine with any base.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

There's two kinds of people in the world: attractive, not attractive, and null because we forgot zero indexing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are a 1010 in my eyes, op.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...but it's in Two's complement.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

For those wondering, that's a -6 from a range of -8...7 Harsh.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

10 out of a max of 11? That's not terrible at least.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

top of the bell curve baby!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're in trouble if their max is 1010 though

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Using only 2 binary digits:

0: 00

1: 01

2: 10

3: 11

So I'm a 2/3, but also including 0 thats like 75% attractive. That's a win in my book

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you are using only binary, then you are 10/11.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2/3? why? that's strangely arbitrary...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I did that because in coding, you start counting at zero, so 00=0, 01=1, 10=2, and 11=3. Therefore, if I'm a 10 out of 11, then I'd be a 2 out of 3. However, there are 4 options total, so saying 3/4, or 75% is more accurate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Still better than 10 / 99

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's 10/10 , you don't count from 0 to 99, you do from 0 to 10, so that still 100% in binary

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