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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know this is the content I signed up for beimg on this sub, but I really dont wanna upvote this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

The gods must be appeased.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't knock it till you try it. I ate those all the time growing up. It's a really interesting and actually tasty flavor combo.

[–] QuantumSparkles 18 points 11 months ago

You are an inherently bad person

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My stepmom always ate these and it grossed me out as a kid but now I’m kind of curious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That's one of the great things about being an adult! Try it once, and if you don't like it you never have to eat it again!

[–] baggachipz 8 points 11 months ago

The real crime here is Walmart white bread

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I'm more bothered by the fact that there is, what looks like, a knife right there. Yet, seemingly, this person has decided to rip off chunks of banana instead of cutting it.

[–] knemesis 6 points 10 months ago

I literally ate this all the time growing up, and it’s something I still crave occasionally. Everyone (20+) in my extended family still enjoys it. For real, don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

oh, food crimes. ok yeah, that's... yeah.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I would recommend. It's quick, vegetarian, surprisingly filling, and delicious.

Obviously avoid if you don't like mayonnaise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

"Now what they know about the banana and mayonnaise?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I dock you 9847 DKP!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

That's not mayo, it's horseradish! Mayo...gross man.