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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The beacons are lit; Gondor calls for aid!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This only works for about the first 5 minutes until the bright red glow of human lobster sunburn sets in.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

no no. the red color does not come till you are out of the sun and its to late to stop the torment.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've seen this so many times, and every single time it surprises me anew.

[–] Chais 8 points 1 year ago

You really have to take a second look. She just blends in so well. Perfect camouflage.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's honestly impressive.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My skin's about that light. You would not believe the number of people who think it's fine to comment on the color of your skin and tell you how weird it is. And foundation is such a pain in the ass. You're lighter than KVD 40N or don't want to spend $40/oz? Fuck you, mix a match yourself.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ah that sucks, I don't wear makeup at all, very glad I don't have to deal with that ://

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At least you get to wear mineral sunscreen without worrying about the whitish cast, right? /S

Edit: am also on the pale AF end, and it's creepy when people try and help me "fix" it. Tanning was big when I was in high school and I just burn, never tan. Luckily Rimmel has a good cheap foundation that works for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There was a lad I used to know and his nickname was milk bottle. There are particularly shiny people here for sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

There are people with very light skin, but this one looks photoshopped.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm to the left of the other Irish girl. If you squint you can see me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

No, that’s just your reflection in the screen.

[–] Chais 4 points 1 year ago

A true classic

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