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Ritz Crackers with blocks of off-brand SPAM, american cheese bits and kewpie mayonnaise (lemm.ee)
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Honestly this would be pretty gourmet if you spread the mayo, go with two square Ritz instead one a round one, and cut the cheese/spam into square.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And stack it like:

ham

cheese

mayo

cracker

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I'd add another cracker on top too, but that's optional

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

i didnt know ritz had squarez.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Squarez Ritz: gourmetz editionez

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'm not a big fan of American cheese, but this shouldn't be too bad. It's roughly a ham and cheese sandwich.

[-] brbposting 9 points 3 months ago

Roughly a third grader’s snack

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

fuck I didnt even realize i made lunchables.... god damn I think I need an MRI

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

[-] brbposting 3 points 3 months ago

Good eye

♿️🦽🦼

These guys are from another planet where this food is appealing:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yes, it reminds you of a ham and cheese sandwich.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

off-brand SPAM

Lips and assholes scraped from the very bottom of the barrel!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I like musubi, but the price of Spam is ridiculous right now. I'll stick to my other choice of lips and asshole scraped from the very bottom of the barrel for now, bologna.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I would definitely eat this and regret it later.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Good choice of mayo.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I bought it as an experiment and because it was trendy. Its pretty good- my first thought was that it tasted like miracle whip. Ive come around to it over time

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

With a neater presentation this could look appetizing

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

i hate it i hate it i hate it im sorry.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Good lord

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I nut

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Was it KAM?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

i dont know what that means

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I'm guessing it was Treet then

[-] [email protected] -3 points 3 months ago

Jesus, I at least fry the spam first, and I never eat American cheese. What a savage.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

if I fried the spam Id probably melt the cheese on the spam bits while it was frying, and then you're leaving the doman of shitty food

I live in europe now but I grew up in the states and american cheese is like an ultraprocessed hug from my ancestors

[-] Classy 3 points 3 months ago

American cheese isn't even "ultra processed". It's basically just cheddar with a couple edible chemicals added, one being a salt IIRC. Nile Red did a video on it

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

heh!

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