... walk into a blood bank, not bar, for "typo" to punch better
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2023
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...a priest, an imam(or guru/monk--etc) and a rabbit walk into a hospital. I'm a Type-A says the priest, AB says the Imam, rabbit looks around and says.. I think i'm a typo.
It would, lol, but I was going for the lowest common denominator on this one. The “omg dad, that is the stupidest joke I have ever heard” dad joke, rather than the extended pun kind. But maybe I should work up a blood bank version, for those who want juicier content.
It's not "juicier" or "extended content" or anything. The joke makes literally no sense, and thus ceases to become a joke, without the context of it being about blood types somehow.
A typo is a spelling mistake. Nothing to do with blood in any way. It's a play on the old 'A priest and a Rabbi' jokes.
I think I’ve heard this one — the rabbit orders a beet, right?
I don’t think I have heard that version, actually. What’s the rest?
It’s spelled rabbi Steve. This is really embarrassing for you as an “author”.