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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

100% a 4chan virgin writing that

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Khalid was right all along

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Funny thing is, I’ll bet it’s the exact opposite for cis men. I’m willing to bet that if somebody actually did some blood tests, you’d see a surge of testosterone during and after the act compared to prior arousal. One that likely far outstrips the relevance of any dubious exposure to estrogen. I think we should perform this experiment. Maybe even see if there are differences between men and make some correlations.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

no. its because both are correlated with caring for others.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Controversial but I hate it when a guy goes down on me and foreplay is overrated. Let's just get to the good part.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

i mean, presumably for all of us who like foreplay that's because 1) it is a good part, and 2) it's a requirement for the main event to actually be enjoyable.

It's sorta like how the process of cooking and smelling the delicious aromas helps you get hungry and want to eat, whereas if you try to eat without even being hungry it's actually pretty miserable..

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't need to be called out like this.

[–] can 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

...what part of this is calling you out?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I eat pussy and have gender dysphoria.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Imagine being hung up on whether something you like might be considered gay. In 2024.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It gave Michael Douglas throat cancer, a small price to pay to eat Catherine Zeta-Jones pussy. https://youtu.be/v5As4WQQH2Q?si=QXjga9UupNXbcqP6

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