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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Me thinks this is the effect of too much head trauma.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

People say he broke his brain using his head to tackle with. Course, couldn't have been too smart to do that in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

ain't gotta have the smarts to play the foosball

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds 8 points 5 months ago

Remember, he's a college student.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This guy's ignorance probably extends to not knowing anything about Buzz Aldrin's religious communion on the Moon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Remember to reach for the stars because the stars don't have arms to reach for you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

There is no such thing as space all the planets are just bunched up together you can walk to Mars. It's all the conspiracy by big NASA.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I volunteer him for the Mars colony.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Don't look up!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Some people just shouldn't be part of society.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Oh no, he figured out the sky is just a crusty jpeg!

Deploy the Illuminati agents.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Well he obviously wasn't picked for his intellect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Dont hold it against him, this rambling wreck might make a heck of an engineer someday.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

He surely won't mind if we shoot him into the outer part of "that in which he doesn't believe" then.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I don't know anything about American football, or baseball and I guess DB doesn't mean database.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Seems to have a lot of head space

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