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The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Starting a cult.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

Tax Fraud.

Building without a permit.

Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Speeding (STK)

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Blowing up a shark

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Stacking up colorful bricks

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

war crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.

Using plasma arrows within city limits.