Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles
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The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?
Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France
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... what crime are you getting arrested for?
all of them
Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?
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Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)
Vehicular manslaughter, hit and run, and god only knows how many illegal car modifications
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Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).
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Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.
Building without a permit.
Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.
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Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals
Blowing up a shark
Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.
arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅
honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch
Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.
Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf
Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?
[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food
Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).
pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse
Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)
Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.
Dead Space
Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.
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Nuking Pasagardae
For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.
Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)
Animal fighting for money
war crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.