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(title added for lemmy). original text:
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Image description: In the first panel, there is a text box that says "THE SPACECRAFT MADE A HARD LANDING AND CRASHED. WE LOST ONE BILLION DOLLARS! I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED!!!" In the second panel, a scientist says "UM, SIR! I THINK I'VE FOUND THE REASON!" There is a computer screen in the background that shows code with the line "if isLanding && false (".
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
The image description is missing the joke by not describing the comment above the function. Also, i feel like the names of the 3 functions would finally make the description worthwhile.
I wouldnβt even know where to start, by only reading the image description.
Sorry, idk why this is giving me a hard time.
This (almost) just happened to the IM-1 lander: https://spacenews.com/im-1-lunar-lander-tipped-over-on-its-side/
The lasers, though, did not work, and engineers determined that a physical switch β a safety measure on the ground because the lasers are not eye-safe β was not flipped before launch.
I donβt care too much if the test suite turns red. But I do halt the deployment if grep TODO.*BEFORE.*DEPLOY finds something.
Why, Flight Engineer T'daveral! Where is your smooth and relaxing cigarette? And someone get that man a high-ball.
This is so unrealistic. False would be first to save a cycle and avoid any possible side effects in the rest of test.
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Great meme template! Put whatever text and images you want in the first panel. Leave the middle panels unchanged. Change the screen in the last panel to show the punchline.