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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Benny Feldman @Feldfrog

Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are courage. Balls are cOurage. Spine is courage. Toes are small pigs that participate in the market economy

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly sure that the piggy who went to market didn't come home

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He wasn't there to go grocery shopping.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

:'(

[–] Deceptichum 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Dicks and cunts are arseholes.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Elbows are pushing away obstacles. Knees are surrendering.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

How is kneeing someone in the groin surrendering?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

They didn't say who would be doing the surrendering

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

And what about knees... On bees?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Kinky.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

My nipples are called bull and bear

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Sounds like a hipster burger joint