I'm fairly sure that the piggy who went to market didn't come home
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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He wasn't there to go grocery shopping.
:'(
Elbows are pushing away obstacles. Knees are surrendering.
How is kneeing someone in the groin surrendering?
They didn't say who would be doing the surrendering
And what about knees... On bees?
Kinky.
My nipples are called bull and bear
Sounds like a hipster burger joint