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Just a quick reminder that mental is health, health is pocus. (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 83 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like how the post title is confusing in a different way from the image lol

[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago

I choose to act like it was deliberate

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago

When the real aneurysm is in the title.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Health is explicitly NOT pocus!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

How to butcher the title even worse than the picture

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Don't open, dead inside

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't dead, open inside

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Don't inside, dead open

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

"Mental is hocus. Health not pocus."

Sounds like the first stanza of a Lin-Manuel Miranda song.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Actually, health IS pocus. Or rather, health is POCUS. Pocus being an acronym for "point of care ultrasound." Which is important in healthcare. So there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

OP you tried and that's what really....uuuummmm......you did try.....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Not pocus, not pocus, you're hocus.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

The joke is your average bloke is too bilaterally focused on the individual sides of the notice.