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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

@stsquad
— Is my program about 1,000 lines complex?
— Yes, sure!
— Here you are my about 1,000 lines of 'printf("Hello, World\n");'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

How does Python at all help? I don't understand

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Why are you using fprintf in C++ anyway?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Forgot a semicolon? That's 200 errors

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Example?

[–] Gallardo994 3 points 10 months ago

Cannot agree with compiler part of cpp. Linker errors on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Dew it!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I see you're still wading through the high level morass.