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Individuals displaying mischievous, spiteful, or teasing behavior in a playful manner, rather than engaging in genuinely cruel actions.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’ll make you hallucinate hearing someone call out your name from somewhere behind you, but it’s barely audible and comes at unpredictable intervals, and you’re not sure if you even heard it really.

Which I guess kinda resembles mild schizophrenia ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i already have it but mostly because 66% of my name is 'e'

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lee or Eve?) I can’t come up with a name that has more than 3 letters and fits the 66% thing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fee (i am german so it means fairy instead of the money things)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's such an awesome name :)
Btw, do you ever transliterate it as Fae for some English-language situations?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nope. I only explain why that name has nothing to do with money or they already have my online alias anyway

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

a batch script in autostart that kills itself in over 90% like 98. in the rest it either starts desktop goose after 30 to 200 minutes or shuts the pc down after again, a random amount of time.

Edit: Desktop goose trailer: https://piped.video/watch?v=EQx6fyrZDWM (use piped for privacy focused people bt you still can open it on youtube freely)
And i thought PC virus, sorry

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The same with the diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

No, no, no. The five minute cyclical urge to fart when you have diarrhea. You don't actually have to fart either, you just feel like you do, but feel like you can't -- not now-- because...diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

When I read this, I thought it meant computer virus, and I kind of have already. It’s not technically a virus, because it doesn’t spread, but back in the Windows XP era I made a program called Teddy Bear. It would install itself when you plugged in a USB stick and log the user out. When they logged back in, a teddy bear would ask them to play a game. The user had a beat the computer at pong before they got their computer back. It would block task manager too, even. It did that by turning the task manager window invisible when it opened, and returning focus to the game. It also worked in Safe Mode, so there was not really an easy way to bypass it.

I found a reference to it on Wayback Machine: https://web.archive.org/web/20071022180854/http://sciactive.com/

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I don’t have any, that’s the one

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