E: Unable to lock the administration directory (/var/lib/dpkg/), are you root?
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this incidence will be reported
This was just recently removed from sudo. Truly the end of an era
Remove "This incident will be reported." from user warnings.
This used to indicate that email had been sent to the administrator
telling them that someone tried to run sudo. Whether or not sudo
sends email is now configurable, so the warning may not be accurate.
It is also confusing to the user since they will not know who the
incident is being reported to. See also https://xkcd.com/838
https://github.com/sudo-project/sudo/commit/6aa320c96a37613663e8de4c275bd6c490466b01
When I was in high school, I was wandering around NASA's FTP site. They had a bunch of cool things, like Hubble pictures, or rocket schematics.
My dad walked by, and looked over my shoulder. He saw me looking at one of the schematics and thought I'd hacked NASA.
windows and macos normies have one joke
They use Windows/MacOS …So they have at least 2 jokes!
I use Arch btw.
🙄 oh you~
i use void, btw
2 jokes, the other one is running video games on linux
lmao you're not wrong xD thankfully linux gaming is getting there :D
Linux gamers have one copium infused reply
ope
you're not wrong :3
maybe you'd like this better, you non-normie you
(credit to xkcd, of course)
ty, i did like this better 💙
terrified of the notion of some elon musk project, btw xD
Xkcd got the COVID date wrong by a couple centuries...
Oh, the "now" pains me greatly
Like on movies, when they ar hacking into a system, and they have htop in one screen and they are doing an apt update && apt upgrade on the other lol
Go into a bar or coffee shop and go to http://hackertyper.com/
Some lady once came up to me and my friends and asked if we were hacking things.
We lied and said yes. But we were just working on homework.
sudo dnf unzip
No such command: unzip. Please use /usr/bin/dnf --help
It could be a DNF plugin command, try: "dnf install 'dnf-command(unzip)'"
That's the dodgy uncle, not the dad.