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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You forgot to put it in the blender first

[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 year ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Triangulate

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If gold were a thing here, I would give it to you

Instead of Reddit Gold, may I offer you Lemmy Cold 🧊 ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That's actually helpful in this damn heatwave. Except... I think the PC I'm reading this one probably warmed the room a tiny bit in order to render the ice cube...

[–] treant42 7 points 1 year ago

This response is funnier than the original post :'D

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Paste a 3D spoon onto it. Makes it easier to eat lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They said first

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Enable node wrangler!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It’d be kinda sick if they actually worked that way

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Guess you haven’t heard of Weetabix before. Not quite the same but close enough.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That looks entirely inedible.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They soften from absorbing milk and people generally add sugar or other sweeteners. Still not the peak of breakfast cuisine, though.

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds a whole lot like diy cereal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well I’m always looking for something to slow me down while I’m getting ready for work, I’ll give it a shot!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sugar is a must

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not after you smother it in Vegemite

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In that state it is. Moreso than most cereal, you're supposed to let it soak in a little first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But then they are even more mush than regular cereal.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

They pretty much aren't, disgustang

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think i loved the heaps of sugar I got to add myself more than the large biscut now that it's been a while.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I remember those days. So much sugar :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

These days my kids just skip the middle man and pour sugar straight into their mouths. At one point I was frequently confiscating sachets of sugar they'd nabbed while I wasn't looking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Caught mine sucking down liquid coffee creamer. Fuckin' kids.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In the US we’d basically been doing this for decades as kids, sanctioned by the candy makers through pixy stix (which apparently wasn’t even real sugar but maltodextrin).

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I completely forgot pixy stix existed. Now I kinda want one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had one out of my kids' Halloween candy a few months ago. Trust me, no you don't.

Some things are better left as memories.

[–] PissinSelfNdriveway 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Also the original shredded wheat

Edit maybe those are the same thing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah the giant shredded wheat lol. Looks so strange when you're used to mini wheats

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ah, like nature valley bars, turns to dust when you touch it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Immediately thought of this - I guess this person is British or from another region where Weetabix is a normal thing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Same energy as

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