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[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Convince yourself you're "totally straight" while sucking another guy's cock with this one weird trick

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Let me tell you about my straight exhusband and his totally not gay guy friend that he would give and get BJs from. It was 100% platonic.

[–] cantstopthesignal 34 points 1 year ago

Why does the gay bar have so many hot girls with rock hard abs and well manicured beards

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

New HRT just dropped

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Same, though I'm pansexual so you can leave off those last three words

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TIL that sucking dick is a woman

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

I'm an "i don't care, looks female enough" kind of guy.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not straight, or a guy, but yes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Love your username lol

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've got a nonbinary friend who presents somewhat feminine, and they always say that anyone who finds them attractive is gay by default. So I guess what I'm saying is I'm not totally straight

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wouldn't finding an nb person attractive be hetero attraction? Since they're of a different gender?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess it depends how you define it, i feel like most people define hetero as being exclusively attracted to people of the opposite sex than you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're using the (Greek-derived) scientific definition of "hetero" (i.e. different) vs "homo" (i.e. same). By those definitions, any cisgender + non-binary pairing would technically be heterosexual.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I define myself as heterosexual cos I'm not attracted to people of the same gender as me. I'm not non-binary so being attracted to/sleeping with an enby person is not gay, at least according to how I define my own sexuality.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Andiloor 16 points 1 year ago

I'm a gay guy so I'll answer this from that perspective: moreso men? I'm attracted to guys along with the occasional non-binary person or very butch lesbian (i.e. my attraction to them felt identical to how I'm attracted to men). Sometimes I'm attracted to a masc guy, sometimes it's a fem guy. Sometimes it's neither. I've been into every body type except bears (though including cubs).

Basically: if my social perception of you is that of a man despite your own gender identity, then I might be attracted to you. I apologize if my horniness assumes your gender

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I like boobs and pussy

That's the definition of "straight guy" right?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Boobs + Pussy = Bussy right?... Right??

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not if you're a woman. Or if the boobs/pussy belong to a dude

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I always figured straight or gay is related to sex, not gender. So a pre-transition trans man or a post-transition trans woman would count

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you date a trans guy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

pre-transition? Sure

I don't like dicks though

And it would probably be difficult with me going "I love your boobs" and they're always like "I hate my boobs"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That's so strange. You're just attracted to people's body parts?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Yeah It's called sexual attraction at least meet the bare minimum

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's how it works for the vast majority of people.

Not like personality doesn't play a role. But certain body part combinations are a requirement.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not really, it's pretty key to the propagation of the species to find certain genitals and sexual traits attractive. Those that don't notice them or care about them are outliers in humanity.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Outliers in humanity? Fuck off

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yes, and that's not a bad thing. Anyone outside of the average in a trait is an outlier. Being 7 feet tall makes one an outlier, being a genius makes one an outlier, etc...

Not sure why you're so offended.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

nothing wrong with being an outlier

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'm asexual so this is very alien to me. I generally associate genitals with violence because of past trauma

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do they do it on your planet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I come from the planet of the ace, where nobody has sex and the masturbation doesn't matter

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Doesn't matter, I'm aiming for the bum.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Tits and a vag to shove my dick in. Christ this is cringe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Both, and only both. Never just one or the other.

[–] mrpants 5 points 1 year ago

Romantically and sexually? Women. Aesthetically/interpersonally? Both.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Women, unquestionably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Woman. I wouldn't go as far as to say manly, but definitely not femininity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If only I'd knew the answer to that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bi but it's a lie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No that would be pansexual (me)

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