In the mighty words of Danny devito, "when I'm dead, just throw me in the trash."
this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2024
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I want my decrepit corpse launched into space, which is only slightly more expensive
is there a ralph's around here?
Ralph's, like Ralph's BBQ here.
Just Kobe me into the nearest dumpster/landfill.
100% compostable
@BonesOfTheMoon Funerals are bourgeoisie BS. $ 700 cremations include a cardboard box
I used to know a guy who embalmed his own wife (yes I'm serious!) who offered to get me a deal when the time came for cheap cremation but sadly he died first.
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How big is the biggest rubbermaid tote?
A hacksaw and several smaller totes are cheaper.
Hell I'd be ok with someone just throwing me into a big blender then feeding me to some pigs or something.
First parts are organ donations.
The excess can be used by science.
The excess from that can be burned and thrown somewhere, I don't care.
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Throw me in an open hole, return me to Gaia.
Jeffrey Dahmer has enter the chat.
Garbage post.