It's training for kids entering US schools
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute in the US passes.
I don't know imperial, how many school shootings per mile is that?
If you travel at 65mph (high way speeds) and there's a mass shooting in the US roughly every day, that's about 0.00064 mass shootings per mile.
osvaldo12, is that you?
The Baby War of 2020 touched all aspects of our lives.
We survived! But at what cost!
If god wills it, this baby will survive a close range headshot
Religions of old believed that if the baby was not harmed by the bullets that it would become the new Pope.
Based.
Will we get past 2100 tho
You mean 2050
You mean tomorrow?
No, yesterday.
:(
"Why, back in the old days," the priest said, "we could just drown them by hand, but during covid we had to resort to guns. Good times."
"While priests were well-known child abusers, a lesser truth, which only came to light in the last 25 years, is that there was a priestly murdering spree where parents were convinced to sacrifice their newborns for God."
Anything they don't understand, they'll just think it's another meme.
Nah, the mask kind of gives it away.
For real, it's pretty clear this is a photo from the 2035 hyperrabies pandemic.
Padre Blasczykowski exorcising a young LGBT, colorized.
some of us didn't make it out alive.
Ah yes, the priest v baby war of 2022
Did we tho?
Woman sheilds self from deranged clergy. Secretly happy to not have to bother with diapers anymore