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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/Pantsfire42 on 2024-01-13 00:10:10+00:00.
Description cold as fuck...
...WIND CHILL WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FROM 2 AM SATURDAY TO 11 AM MST TUESDAY...
WHAT...freeze yo dick off weather..
Dangerously cold wind chills expected. Wind chills will range from 20 below zero to 30 below zero.
WHERE...yo moms house caves, pool halls, strip clubs, dont matter.... it be cold as yo ex girls black heart....Portions of east central and southeast Colorado, including Colorado Springs, Pueblo, La Junta, Lamar and Springfield.
WHEN...From foever 2 AM Saturday to 11 AM MST Tuesday.
IMPACTS...The cold wind chills could cause frostbite on exposed skin in as little as 30 minutes. This will both melt and implode your dick
PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
Avoid outside activities if possible. Keep yo dick in a warm place When outside, make sure you wear appropriate clothing, a hat, and gloves.gimp suit