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droid rule (lemmy.cafe)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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this but also r2 is ace coded 🖤🩶🤍💜

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

... when does R2D2 fuck??

[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago (3 children)

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how to react to this to be completely honest

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

R2-D2 is the king of all short kings, and inspiration to any who wish to woo large powerful women.

[–] lastunusedusername2 20 points 7 months ago

Woah, nsfw this! 🥵

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

And somehow I knew this conversation was going to happen.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He sticks his little robot peen in like everything he can possibly reach. Door control panels, elevators, spaceships, other droids... All while whistling and beeping frenetically.

He's a horny little droid and we all know it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I never realized C3PO and I could have anything in common

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I've seen things that beg to differ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

C3PO is either ace with a vast knowledge on sexuality that puts autistic hypersexuals into shame, or just way too socially awkward to score.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Fuck I Gonk'd all over myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Gonk has the power.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

R2 just wants to exchange data / power?