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droid rule (lemmy.cafe)
submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

this but also r2 is ace coded πŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

I don't know how to react to this to be completely honest

[-] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

R2-D2 is the king of all short kings, and inspiration to any who wish to woo large powerful women.

[-] lastunusedusername2 20 points 6 months ago

Woah, nsfw this! πŸ₯΅

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

And somehow I knew this conversation was going to happen.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He sticks his little robot peen in like everything he can possibly reach. Door control panels, elevators, spaceships, other droids... All while whistling and beeping frenetically.

He's a horny little droid and we all know it.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I never realized C3PO and I could have anything in common

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I've seen things that beg to differ

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

C3PO is either ace with a vast knowledge on sexuality that puts autistic hypersexuals into shame, or just way too socially awkward to score.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Fuck I Gonk'd all over myself.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Gonk has the power.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

R2 just wants to exchange data / power?

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