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Inhalable sensors could enable early lung cancer detection (phys.org)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Inhaling sensors probably gives you cancer though.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They probably don't even really work as sensors they just know that you for sure have cancer after you inhale it so it looks like a 100% success rate.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

My gun detects bullet holes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

coughs between drags

yea prolly. fuck that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

It's sad how accurate that actually is for a lot of people when it comes to them criticizing shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

That's the easiest theory to jump to.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Inhalable sensors? Maybe they did put a tracker in the COVID vaccine!!! (/s)