Dude what, replace all of those with me skiing while my mouse jiggler keeps my slack status active lol
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Is slack more intelligent than teams for this? With teams you can open a word doc and put something on the space bar and it'll keep you active
Best to be jigglin.
You can also press and hold the arrow key on the Desktop. I assume this works because of keyboard based navigation
This is my new New Year resolution. You got any good mouse jiggler recommendations?
does slack seriously monitor mouse movements ? heavens above.
If needed just use a website. The electron app is just that + tracking
does the web version set your status as 'active' ?
Surely a regular day should have a rubber ducky.
I was getting emails about pull requests and issues all night. It's like some people just took advantage of everybody being outside of the house to code 😅
Why do you have a link to CC in your comment?
Pfffft why wouldn't you?
I don't know, waste of characters?
it's confusing?
I was about to post a tshirt with their comment on Etsy, but the NC stopped me.
I was about to post a tshirt with their comment on Etsy, but the NC stopped me.
Oh, those are arms. I thought the moustache was a bit too stylish for the character.
I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn't accurate at all!
At least we know how to make fun of ourselves.
Can't get dates, but we have humor. :)
Carnival is the "hacker" from mainstream news.
I actually got off my arse and did some productive programming over the Christmas break. Spent too long vegetating in front of the computer watching YouTube vids or playing games.
What is it on New year's? Beer with?
3 pixels.
That's kinda sad though.
Nah programming is awesome 😎
The guy only looks unhappy on the outside, inside he's pleased to be programming lol
Yes. Normally, the format shows when he realises he has to debug and collapses on the keyboard, but not this time.
Bro what a lie
What birthday gifts ???
I would find it funny a couple of years ago. Nowadays, it feels kind of sad.
Happy new year fixing family's setup!