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[–] [email protected] 65 points 8 months ago

Wow that’s ridiculous.

Makes me think of how it’s nuts that women are forced to wear skirts in tennis still.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 8 months ago (2 children)

there's some confusion over FIDE's dress code.

Vague rules definitely serve a purpose.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Vague rules are meant to be enforced arbitrarily. The whole point is to give the enforcers an excuse to penalize someone.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

vague rules exist to give jurisiction the abuility to make calls, however if the judges cannot even define what each type of shoe is, then the rule is useless.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Certainly, although this is assuming the judge will act fairly. It could be that the judge just didn't like her, for whatever reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Obviously her taste in footwear

[–] [email protected] 42 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, at least she didn’t shit in the shower.

Apparently that’s a big no no in chess.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That was a Xiangqi player. AFAIK, shitting in the shower is allowed in western chess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

No no no in western chess you shit in an outhouse or on the open range. Shitting in the shower is in 4D Chess when you’re trying to gaslight your alcoholic roommate.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Chess players are the only people who will put on a suit to play a board game.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Well, someone doesn't dress up for Monopoly. It's not the same without the Top Hat.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dutch doesn't have a word for sneakers. They are called sports shoes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What do the Dutch call people that sneak then?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Sports shoes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Sports hoes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sports shoes? Isn't competitive chess a sport?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

My thoughts exactly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if there is a specific rule against clown shoes.

[–] teegus 6 points 8 months ago

There's a blanket rule about "indecent clothing" or something, they could probably fine whatever they wanted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Now I want to see Magnus Carlsen come in clown shoes at the next FIDE event. I wonder what they will do then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

And there's no rule against wifi controlled vibrating anal beans. Interesting.