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[-] [email protected] 74 points 6 months ago

Later in life, after losing his hair, he went by the name Professor Farnsworth.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Yeah. Pretty sure this is just two new memes pasted together. Not an old school one.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

What would you have me do about it?

[-] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I used to know a guy named Ed back in the early-mid '80's who was a professional college student. We were both attending the local junior college. I was about 19 or 20, he was about 30. He was tall, had long straight dark hair and a full, fairly long beard with a fairly prominent hawk nose. One day, his parents finally got tired of him avoiding adulthood and declared they were no longer going to support him and he had to get a job. He showed up to classes with a short hair cut and no beard. We all had to do a double-take. He seriously had no chin, and combined with that big hawk nose, his profile had become so comically different from what it had been that everyone who knew him was noticeably shocked by the transformation. He went from having a long profile with a prominent nose to a little round head with a huge beak sticking out. He went from a moderately imposing figure to a sadly goofy looking character just like that. I watched a couple of different people just kind of blurt out stuff like "eww grow it back!" etc. It was crazy to see how everyone's perception of him changed overnight...

[-] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Moral of the story: adulting sucks and beards rule.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago

But, that's what beards are for, right? So that you can adjust the shape of your face to something you like.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

using a beard to hide a double chin is a tale as old as time

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

George Lucas perfected this.

[-] Socsa 26 points 6 months ago

I assume everyone with a big beard has a weak chin, because they wouldn't hide it if it was good.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago

I can't really speak to the relative quality of my chin, but I'll have you know I grow a beard because I'm too lazy to shave.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

While others grow a beard because we've lost everything on top and it's at least a consolation prize.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

I have a weak chin and can't grow a beard 🥲

[-] Socsa 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Your mother thinks you are very handsome

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Personally, I have a full beard and a strong chin. Problem is I also have an extra one of the latter.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I just have chubby cheeks that make me look 20 years younger if I shave

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It is if you're 14.

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