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[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago

"Make it so, number one."

"Damnit Captain, I'm a doctor not a bottom!"

"I'm not sure how much more of a pounding it can take captain."

Yep. Checks out.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Just a second, only a few more calibrations

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

SHUT UP, THE SHIP IS SINKING

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or “your honor”:

Your Honor, you said you wanted to see my briefs?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm imagining a lawyer who did this and now has a problem of getting an erection every time they say "yes your honour" in court.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Not incest but fraternization.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Fraternization with the enema.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

All of the great grandkids call my grandpa captain because he takes them fishing out on the boat.

I’ll pass on this one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I was hoping it was your father so you'd be in the same situation either way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Ride me.
You got it boss.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Also the exciting possibilities of rum, sodomy, and the lash?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Couldn't come up with a good pun involving seamen and poop decks 😒

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Unless both come out the same end.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

They aren’t wrong

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Captain Daddy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

unnecessarily gendered

Hmm

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Exterior capn’ crunch. He’s not welcome in my bed. Too itchy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Crunchitize me capn

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

I'm actually convinced