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[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

this is like the fischer price version of “my first programming joke”

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Shouldn't it be:

99 little bugs in the code.

99 little bugs.

Take one down, patch it around.

127 little bugs in the code.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Can you share it with the others please?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

That's not quite how I learned it...

99 bugs in the code that I wrote, 99 bugs in the code; do one real quick, mark it as fixed, 100 bugs in the code that I wrote.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Sounds like progress!