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Anon is sad (files.catbox.moe)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Every once in a while 4chan can be wholesome. Shame this wasn't irl, but at least it might have put a smile on OP's face.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

It's better than wholesome, it's helpful. It subverts the claws of the pity party to the point of absurdity, leaving the writer with only two options:

  1. Shut up and get head scratches
  2. Realize they didn't want head scratches and they just wanted to wallow externally in their own fetishized misery