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I read a book about sponges. (yall.theatl.social)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It was absorbing.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This joke is full of holes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

plot holes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I read the same book! It was tough to soak in all the facts, but I was able to squeeze some useful information out of it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ah, I thought you would have soaked it up!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I read a book about bolts.

It was riveting!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's not a thing people say.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

absorbing

adjective

UK /əbˈzɔː.bɪŋ/ US /əbˈzɔːr.bɪŋ/

Something that is absorbing is very interesting and keeps your attention:

I read her last novel and found it very absorbing.

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/absorbing