this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anyone else getting that corporate "forced meme" vibe from this?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

I didn't, but now I do ๐Ÿ™Œ

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I committed it, but I didn't push

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And now Bob next door pushes his shit first and you have an extra hour fixing conflicts.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Fucking Stephen did that the other week. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BIFURCATE THAT CONFIG FILE, STEPHEN.

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Man fuck that, if I'm in a coma work can suck my dick

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

This is the guy who has 10 years experience on a 1 year old framework.