this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
288 points (96.5% liked)

Memes

44924 readers
2812 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 20 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Okay, we're not going to talk about the absolute monster of a bite that was taken? The fuck? You deep throat that burrito or something?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Wanna know how I got these scars?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Lmao at the end 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That bite was taken by an alligator

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Now you've got sauce all over your cheeks.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Diarhee diarhoo diarhaa diarhehe

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Please don't make me laugh at this

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

Michael Jackson made it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Why did I read diarhehe in Michael Jackson's voice?

[–] borth 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Michael is trying to warn you...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"There's no kid in this kid's meal!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Ahh beetle juicing is alive and well I see

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

9 out of 10 people are suffering from diarrhea, 1 out of 10 enjoying diarrhehe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Dear diarhehe

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is hilarious, but... Can someone explain why a burrito would have such a word stamped on it?!?! Lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's not stamped on, but rather spray painted on. You usually ~~print~~ spray paint best before dates and batch information on the outer packaging with an inkjet spray painter. In this occasion, there was no packaging (machine failed), but there was no detection of missing packaging either, that's why it's printed directly onto the product. What these letters mean... we can only guess. Maybe the printer accidentally put out an error code instead of a date? Maybe the macine controller did a whoopsie? We'll never know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Mine said Diar hard: With Vengeance

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Still better than diarrhea