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See the problem here is that you'd have a girlfriend that isn't dependant on you, that has interests, hobbies, and a voice. Nobody wants that.
idk man, someone being dependent on me sounds pretty stressful, i think im good.
If I want something to get me off that is totally dependent on me and doesn’t have a free mind of its own I already have two of those they are called my hands and they work fabulous for that purpose.